Certain that a lifetime of wealth and leisure is in their destiny, Andy and Eric quit their jobs as insurance underwriters and travel from suburban New Jersey to Cairo to infiltrate the infamous Dewidar crime syndicate. They befriend Rhamen, an Egyptian with his own agenda, who in turn introduces them to the Dewidars. Their task is to deliver a Rembrandt to Milwaukee where they will be paid for their courier services. When the connecting flight leaves from La Guardia to Milwaukee, Andy, Eric and the Rembrandt are not aboard. A comical, fast-paced, international cat and mouse game ensues between two amateur con-men and the Egyptian art thieves who want not only their Rembrandt but also pay-back.